The
New Miau Times reports that Szaloncica has decided to celebrate the
birthday of Tallinn and Repu, the youngest citizens of
Szaloncicaország
by calling elections this Saturday 19th
of April. Repu and Tallinn are now one year old and the ruler of
Szaloncicaország
has wisely decided that it is time for them to be actively involved
in the public life of the Ország.
According to the reports, Tallinn has saluted the decision with a
concise “meh!”, his usual expression, unless he demands to be let
in the kitchen when his vocal abilities achieve their full potential
through a vast array of different mourning miaus. Repu has received
the decision while resting at the top of her comfortable shrine with
an imperceptible nod that to those unfamiliar with the Princess Repu
will appear as a nonchalant disregard for mundane things. But the
inhabitants of Szaloncicaország
know well that his attitude masks an intense interest in the
well-being of the Ország,
as her fierce defense of the territory against anyone who dares to
peak through the windows proves.
The
Sunday Miau offers this weekend a complete illustrated reportage on
the first year of life of the cicák
in Szaloncicaország.
In an interview Tallinn details his favourite spots for pusztíting,
how he escapes the ire of Cicabácsi
when he discovers the missing parts of the carpet, his agricultural
efforts when the time for harvest arrives, etc. Readers can
appreciate the devotion of this young gazda for socks and other
pieces of clothing that he brings down the torony
for being presented to Cicabácsi.
In another interview Princess Repu expresses her hopes that the
expansion of the inhabitants of Szaloncicaország
already known as the “circus” will continue, extending the
aesthetic seal of the presence of the cicák
in every corner of the Ország.
For those unfamiliar with this term, the “circus” defines the
series of objects brought by Cicabácsi
and Cicanéni
for the entertaining of the cicák.
They include multiple plastic balls, seagull feathers tied to a
plastic wand, a tall tree that the kicsik climb and use for sleeping,
staring at the void with a pensive expression or just dominate with
their discerning gaze the surroundings, etc. etc.
Returning
now to the political events in Szaloncicaország
the two parties that compete in the elections have just released
their political manifestos. In his manifesto “For a better
Szaloncicaország”,
the leader of the Szaloncica Party, Szaloncica, guarantees the
maintenance of his efforts for keeping the Ország
free of kutya presence, as well as his intention to provide Princess
Repu with suspenders for helping her maintain in shape her otherwise
gyönyörũ
has. Rumours have spread in the Ország
about Cicanéni's
opposition to the introduction and use of suspenders in
Szaloncicaország.
Polls indicate that the vote of Cicanéni
will be for the Opposition Party. As mentioned before, the Opposition
Party, led by Szaloncica, has also published his manifesto: “For a
better Szaloncicaország,
too”. The Opposition Party has showed his acute sense of modern
politics and has immediately included in the political manifesto the
banning of the use of suspenders in the entire Ország.
Another political measure that has attracted the attention of the
Ország
has been the proposal of more spaces for free pusztíting.
It is rumoured that this measure is devised for attracting the vote
of Tallinn, but the most reputed political analysts, including
Szaloncica, has acknowledged that this proposal may alienate the vote
of Cicabácsi,
always worried about discovering new marks in the carpets of the
pusztíting
activities of the young gazda.
At
this point of the political campaign, that will conclude in a few
hours, the political outcome of the elections is uncertain. The above
mentioned political analyst, Szaloncica, has released his latest
poll, predicting a tie, with the votes of Cicanéni
and Tallin for the Opposition Party and the votes of Repu and
Cicabácsi
for Szaloncica, the current ruler of Szaloncicaország. As it is known, Szaloncica, the current ruler of Szaloncicaország, has made public his wish of remaining impartial and abstain from voting.
Given
this confusing situation, according to the Constitution of
Szaloncicaország,
the Supreme Tribunal of Szaloncicaország,
led by the Most Honorable Szaloncica, may decide with a quality vote
the political future of the Ország.
The
last hours of this intense political campaign are now about to
finish. The undecided nature of this political situation has
paralysed the nation that lives with anxiety this historical moment.
