Szaloncicaország dances

When Szaloncica dances an entire country dances, reads the headline of The Daily Miau today. Indeed, Szaloncicaország knows how to dance. Everytime is needed, as Szaloncica reports, the Szaloncicaország Army intones the Cica battle hymn: “Macska induló”. “Kurrogj, kurrogj!” the army sings, while marching in support of all Cicas under threat anywhere. Cica's solidarity knows no bounds! The army is always confident, knowing the total support of the entire Ország, represented by, and incarnated in its President and Prime Minister, Szaloncica. But as the reports remarks, peaceful times are the norm. Respect for Szaloncicaország is paramount everywhere among all the relevant Powers. Therefore, a more subdued dance is regularly performed in the Ország. Actually every Ország shares this beautiful practice: a sign, no doubt, of the right Cica consciousness. Certainly, all Cicas dance for their gatas. A very different kind of dance, whose peculiarities are visible inmediately. Let's not loose sight of Szaloncica's mentioned report in The Daily Miau and the best description of this peaceful dance. The entire Szaloncicaország dances for his gata, writes Szaloncica. A self-contained, little dance, apparently. Almost unnoticeable, but an entire country dances, reminds us The Daily Miau. Then, the important moment arrives, when Wandering Gata -and we are sure, The Daily Miau continues, a similar phenomenon happens in every Ország-, stands in her two feet and rubs her head against Szaloncica.Whiskers entangled. Szaloncica whispers then gently to her gata's ears: “kurrogj”. And Wandering Gata replies slowly: “krrrr”.

Autumn games

Szaloncicaország opened the Autumn Gatolympic Games. But a lot of cold wind entered through the opened door into the Szalon. Szaloncica decided to postpone the games until further notice and proceded to organise a magnificient closing ceremony of the Autumn Gatolympic Games.

Szaloncica in his szalon (enjoying a traditional bock beer)

Szaloncica is wise

The Sunday Miau publishes a reportage on Szaloncica intellectual activities. According to the newspaper, Szaloncica, Prime Minister of Szaloncicaország, spends most of this time in his Szalon, dealing with the political affairs of the Orzsag, smoking a pipe full of aromatic tobacco. Sometimes he seems to sleep, but that is when he is actually engaged in deep philosophical thoughts about the cica condition, whe he actually sleeps he dreams of Wandering Gata.