Monday, 19 April 2021

Repu and Tallinn are 8 years old

 

Another year in this world and another 365 days of a continuous success story. Us, Princess Repu, as ruler of the Torony have led the fight against the minuscule entities that have been chanting “corona”, “corona” all the time for the past year. Our human servants, in admiration, have stayed all year long at home, witnessing with delight of our indefatigable fight. As a reward, we have retrieved the two plastic balls they thought was a good present and only Tallinn, which is ostoba, liked it. They seem to be delighted to see them again. They should buy more.

Sunday, 19 April 2020

Repu and Tallinn are 7 years old


Seven years ago, the world became better: we arrived to grace it with our presence. Well, the world was a bit more graced by my presence than by the presence of my brother, Tallinn. We have grown in perfection, because perfection has grades and we have them all (this is more true in my case, Princess Repu). Our rule in the Torony is an endless success, and a proof of our generosity towards its inhabitants (especially in my case, since I am more generous than my brother). Although recently we are very busy stepping over very minuscule annoying entities that are running around the kingdom chanting “corona”, “corona”. Do they know that only me, Princess Repu, has the right to wear a crown? Well, are they duly and daily punished. It is difficult with all this work to reflect on our recently achieved maturity. In the meantime, Tallinn is groaning.

Friday, 19 April 2019

Repu and Tallinn are 6 years old


Today we are 6 years old. It was a year ago that we were a year younger and being a year older does not feel we have improved. Our living standards have stagnated, we don´t feel our voice heard in the Torony. We feel that we would live better if we could be independent. Cicéxit. Cicéxit should be carried without much disruption. We, Repu, we can still be the princess of the Torony and Cicanéni can still retain the privilege of feeding us. But we will regain control of our life. Cicabácsi can still be Cicabácsi, we think he is unredeemable. We will grant Cicabácsi and Cicanéni the leave to remain in the Torony. We, Repu, we have been suffering Tallinn´s harassment (Me too, Me too!), but Cicéxit will make him a better cica. 
Tallinn´s is sleeping, asks for treats and thinks that life as a cica in the Torony is boring but not too bad. He yawns.